someday you may need to get to a Very Specific tree. You may need the leaves for an art project, for an identification guide, or for something else entirely.
There may be a small and narrow wetland separating you from that tree. that wetland may be a swamp, a fen, a bog, or something else entirely.
You may have forgotten your boots in the car. Or at your house. Or somewhere else entirely.
And you’re going to look at that tree, across the narrow wetland, and you’re standing there in your bare feet.
And you may think to yourself “the water probably isn’t deeper than my knees.”
And you may think to yourself “and the mud can’t smell that bad.”
And you may think to yourself “if I get a running start and cross quickly, I won’t sink too far.”
Or you may think all of these things at once.
And I want you to know.
You will be wrong.
And the water was waist deep.
And I smell terrible.
And boy did I ever sink.
on the UPSIDE,
on the way back, I leapt halfway across, grabbed a small tree, and literally swung to the other side and I’m sure it looked really badass so ya win some ya lose some.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
okay cool whats the opinion on girls who have high strength and power level big muscle but are also generally soft and squishy to the touch maybe a lil chubby round the tum area
This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.
Mr. Fox, sir, I won’t do it. I can’t say it. I won’t chew it.
Thank you W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan for my ability to cold-read this at high speed
this is a pretty good summary of what Amsterdam is like
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO WHAT WAS UP WITH THE GUY RUNNING AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND THE ONE CAR HIP-CHECKING THE OTHER INTO A WATERY OBLIVION AND THE SPEEDBOAT AND AAAAAAAAAAAH
And then they destroy the stoop on that building, and just drive off???
did any of y'all see the motorcycle on the sidewalk in the other building
oh my god and the two pedestrians huddling on the very edge of the canal to avoid getting hit by the motorcycle
Saw folks in the notes saying this was from the filming of The Hitman’s Bodyguard, and sure enough…
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?
ITS BACK OMG
Omg it’s here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cute
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
ITS BACK
I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens
best thing ever
Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!
(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)
my contribution!
This is beautiful
Love it
OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!
I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!
This is some cute shit
This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is
